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Does my fridge need apps?

January 10, 2012

 

Here is a collection of some useless shit from the 2012 CES Innovation Honorees list.

 

A TV stand with integrated audio controls and speakers - Basically a giant, unsightly docking station in flatpack black. Otherwise known as kindling.

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A refrigerator with apps - Apps!  On your fridge!

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A joystick for your iPad - Tangled up with the other unused accessories and cables in your bottom desk drawer.

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A flipout flat panel mounting bracket (note: TV is behind a framed photo when closed!) - You are a pathetic, lazy ass.  Your taste in art is also suspect.
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Patented glass speaker technology - Begging you to walk into them. The special patent they boast is for a device that removes glass shards from your feet.

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Retro boom box shaped docking station - Annoying you on public transit. Just like in the '80s.
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iPad wall dock - Put that expensive tablet to good use by keeping it tucked away and out of reach!

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